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Since you are obviously craving my advice on what to do with the most important part of this 4th ninja war, which is of course Itachi... let me guide you on the thing you MUST do or else I will rage harder than ever before and will certainly quit the manga once and for all. Not to mention that I will finally buy that stick with lots of spikes with your ass as the receiver.
Soooooooooooooooo first and foremost, am I the only one who sees a major Plot no Jutsu marries Deus ex Machina thing going on? I mean how convenient is it that Kabuto is able to control every fucking dead character that has somehow attachments to others? ASUMA?? Are you serious mah boi? That's fodder level right there.
I don't know, I'm kinda pissed that he zombified every fucking character... is like, trying to rape our hearts once again with cheap drama...still I can cope with that if it's done correctly, but I beg you Kishimoto, I don't want 478493743 chapters of Shikamaru with his stupid shocked face and Kurenai fainting and all that jazz that only 6 people care about.
As for Itachi...
Damn, I really, REALLY don't like that you brought him back because I somehow know you won't make him stay, which makes me BAAAAAAAW all over the place. Still, I find it pretty suspicious that he hasn't talked at all... I assume two scenarios:
1) He is perfectly aware of what happened and he doesn't want Kabuto to shut him so he just goes without saying anything while thinking how to cockslash him.
2) Kabuto decided to shut his personality to avoid Uchiha rape.
Either way, I am quite sure that Sasuke and him will have an encounter simply because every "bond" needs to be in danger with this war so they all forget hatred and see that even in dead, bonds are the most important thing in the world and double rainbows, peace & skittles everywhere in this bitch. MIRACLES. Fucking magnets how do they work? /random
Anyway, I really do believe that the most shocking moment of this Edo-tensei drama will be between Sasuke and Itachi and I only have one scenario playing in my mind to make that the most INTENSE, EPIC, AMAZING, AWESOME, ULTIMATE, MIND CRUSHING, FAP MATERIAL, SHIT BRICKING, TEAR WATERING, WAAAAMBULANCE, OMGSHITDAMNNOFU- moment in the entire manga. I think that if Kishimoto fucks this moment between them... the story will just end for me. And SasuSaku will happen since everything will be shit from there onwards.
So, basically Sasuke sees Itachi. I suppose Kabuto will be around and will use him as a device to get revenge on Orochimaru, even if not physically there, I expect him to be aware of the encounter. Ok, Sasuke sees Itachi, he:
1) Immediately notices brother is being controlled by Kabuto, therefore, robbed from his chance to be finally at peace.
2) Goes into a state of utter shock.
Option 2 is going to happen regardless of the scenario. Sauce will rage to no end, he will rage like never before, with the anger of all the pairing wars fandom when confronted with the fact that their OTP won't happen, like Justin Bieber fans when someone insults their baby, like Twilight fantards when someone says it's a shitty book. All combined.
And here comes the epic part... I want to believe, I want to BELIEVE that he will not attack Itachi simply because he won't be able to. He wouldn't attack even the mere shadow of him. He would love to kill Kabuto but he won't attack his brother because he just can't hurt him anymore, specially if Itachi retains his original personality at that moment. He wouldn't even try and defend himself, which leads us to Kabuto ordering Itachi to attack...
which won't happen. Kishimoto, Kishimoto PLEASE, PLEASE... DO IT! If you make it so that Kabuto orders Itachi to attack Sasuke and he doesn't, even if completely controlled... I will suck you forever. I will take back all of my insults because I will be crying forever and CRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY SKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!
Supreme bonus points if Sasuke cries and hugs Itachi or kneels for forgiveness. Yes, that would be the most amazing moment in the manga, for sure. That one and Hokage!Naruto/NarutovsSasuke, probably.
Anything with that main plot works. I really, really don't want to see Sasuke not caring about it, shrugging off the moment, not giving a fuck about the state of Itachi or simply getting rid of the Edo-tensei without raging and speaking crazy.
Or even worst, he never knows that Kabuto has him.
That would be way out of character. If he raged when Danzou said Itachi's name... I expect him to go berserk when he founds out.
Konoha still sucks. Sasuke still wins.
Everything is awwwwright in the world.
/RANT
As for why I haven't uploaded anything? To be quite honest I haven't drawn that much and if I do, it's all Yuugiou epicness.
I'm moving to another house and my days are extremely crazy right now, I haven't login as much as I'd like to. Sorry for that, I will upload something pretty soon.
I love you, guys <3!
Since you are obviously craving my advice on what to do with the most important part of this 4th ninja war, which is of course Itachi... let me guide you on the thing you MUST do or else I will rage harder than ever before and will certainly quit the manga once and for all. Not to mention that I will finally buy that stick with lots of spikes with your ass as the receiver.
Soooooooooooooooo first and foremost, am I the only one who sees a major Plot no Jutsu marries Deus ex Machina thing going on? I mean how convenient is it that Kabuto is able to control every fucking dead character that has somehow attachments to others? ASUMA?? Are you serious mah boi? That's fodder level right there.
I don't know, I'm kinda pissed that he zombified every fucking character... is like, trying to rape our hearts once again with cheap drama...still I can cope with that if it's done correctly, but I beg you Kishimoto, I don't want 478493743 chapters of Shikamaru with his stupid shocked face and Kurenai fainting and all that jazz that only 6 people care about.
As for Itachi...
Damn, I really, REALLY don't like that you brought him back because I somehow know you won't make him stay, which makes me BAAAAAAAW all over the place. Still, I find it pretty suspicious that he hasn't talked at all... I assume two scenarios:
1) He is perfectly aware of what happened and he doesn't want Kabuto to shut him so he just goes without saying anything while thinking how to cockslash him.
2) Kabuto decided to shut his personality to avoid Uchiha rape.
Either way, I am quite sure that Sasuke and him will have an encounter simply because every "bond" needs to be in danger with this war so they all forget hatred and see that even in dead, bonds are the most important thing in the world and double rainbows, peace & skittles everywhere in this bitch. MIRACLES. Fucking magnets how do they work? /random
Anyway, I really do believe that the most shocking moment of this Edo-tensei drama will be between Sasuke and Itachi and I only have one scenario playing in my mind to make that the most INTENSE, EPIC, AMAZING, AWESOME, ULTIMATE, MIND CRUSHING, FAP MATERIAL, SHIT BRICKING, TEAR WATERING, WAAAAMBULANCE, OMGSHITDAMNNOFU- moment in the entire manga. I think that if Kishimoto fucks this moment between them... the story will just end for me. And SasuSaku will happen since everything will be shit from there onwards.
So, basically Sasuke sees Itachi. I suppose Kabuto will be around and will use him as a device to get revenge on Orochimaru, even if not physically there, I expect him to be aware of the encounter. Ok, Sasuke sees Itachi, he:
1) Immediately notices brother is being controlled by Kabuto, therefore, robbed from his chance to be finally at peace.
2) Goes into a state of utter shock.
Option 2 is going to happen regardless of the scenario. Sauce will rage to no end, he will rage like never before, with the anger of all the pairing wars fandom when confronted with the fact that their OTP won't happen, like Justin Bieber fans when someone insults their baby, like Twilight fantards when someone says it's a shitty book. All combined.
And here comes the epic part... I want to believe, I want to BELIEVE that he will not attack Itachi simply because he won't be able to. He wouldn't attack even the mere shadow of him. He would love to kill Kabuto but he won't attack his brother because he just can't hurt him anymore, specially if Itachi retains his original personality at that moment. He wouldn't even try and defend himself, which leads us to Kabuto ordering Itachi to attack...
which won't happen. Kishimoto, Kishimoto PLEASE, PLEASE... DO IT! If you make it so that Kabuto orders Itachi to attack Sasuke and he doesn't, even if completely controlled... I will suck you forever. I will take back all of my insults because I will be crying forever and CRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY SKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!
Supreme bonus points if Sasuke cries and hugs Itachi or kneels for forgiveness. Yes, that would be the most amazing moment in the manga, for sure. That one and Hokage!Naruto/NarutovsSasuke, probably.
Anything with that main plot works. I really, really don't want to see Sasuke not caring about it, shrugging off the moment, not giving a fuck about the state of Itachi or simply getting rid of the Edo-tensei without raging and speaking crazy.
Or even worst, he never knows that Kabuto has him.
That would be way out of character. If he raged when Danzou said Itachi's name... I expect him to go berserk when he founds out.
Konoha still sucks. Sasuke still wins.
Everything is awwwwright in the world.
/RANT
As for why I haven't uploaded anything? To be quite honest I haven't drawn that much and if I do, it's all Yuugiou epicness.
I'm moving to another house and my days are extremely crazy right now, I haven't login as much as I'd like to. Sorry for that, I will upload something pretty soon.
I love you, guys <3!
Naruto's finale rant
Well, well, well.
I know a few people wants to read my final rant on a manga I followed roughly 8 years ago (I think). I ranted and ranted a lot when it came to Sauce and Itachi, which, in my opinion (and my opinion is perfect XD), were Kishimoto's best characters by far. Why? Because the basis for their interaction was simple but the path they took to achieve objectives was not only complex but stirred great shit within the fandom because of their lack of reading comprehension.
As such, a lot of you know that I was pretty on point whenever it came to my theories regarding Uchiha bros, even as far as predicting outcomes such as Itachi comin
NARUTO 6.. well whatever, recent chapters XD
YOU GAIS...
I obviously HAVE to comment on the recent manga chapters and UCHIHIHIHIHIS development.
In fact, these recent chapters are so FNKDFNDKNFKDNL that I am actually going to take the time and rant (again).
That is, as soon as my post-traumatic school grades settle down in my brain... D:
And yes I know I said I was going to upload the Juxtaposition doujin. I will, give me a few more days... its never easy to know that you tried and you got a goddamn ZERO :< :< :< :
NARUTO 590 FNKDNFSDKFNNSDKNFNSDK and amp
I FUCKING CAN'T OHMYGODIJUSTCAN'TCOPETHEFEELINGOHSHIDAMNNO---
FUCK EVERYTHING. KILL ME. I AM DONE FOR. WHAT AM I?! WHO AM I?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HOLD ME!! PRAYER CIRCLE FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH AND NO MAMES NO PUEDO CON ESTO, MIERDA!!
NO PUEDO, NO PUEDO, NO PUEDO, NO PUEDO, NONONONONONONONONOWATYES.
CAPS ARE NOT ENOUGH! NOTHING IS FUCKING ENOUGH.
SOMEONE PLEASE JUST SHAKE ME AND TELL ME THIS IS REAL.
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
ALL OF MY TEARS ALL OF MY MANLY GIRLY TEARS, RIVERS FLOWING THROUGH MY EYES! I SMASHED MY HEAD AND PUNCHED THE WALLS AND WINDOWS OF MY APARTMENT.
I WANTED TO SCREAM WIT
Naruto 589 ...
Fuck you, Kishimoto for playing with my feelings like this. I don't know if you are going to win and I will regret ever insulting you or you will fail and I will hate you for eternity. But...
Itachi, you are a beast. I can't even begin to imagine the words that I could use to describe the amount of YES that you possess.
You wish your faves could save the world without a scratch.
You wish your faves could go on without showing their true power.
You wish your faves got that eyelashes.
You wish your faves had such a beautiful little bro.
You wish your faves had the power to stomp on everyone with complete elegance.
You wish your faves
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(I'm late, but anyway) THISx 1000000000000infinty. I just might fave this because you are simply too right and too awesome for saying what we're all thinking. I swear, if he somehow brings back Jiraiya (whose body is at the bottom of a freakin lake or some shit), I will shit a brick. I mean, total god-moding going on, I'm thankful all 4 of the previous Hokages are now sealed in the Reaper.
And it's like, if Sasuke goes against Kabuto, who is only aligning himself with Madara, will he help everyone in the mass effort to kill the 100 year old pedo?
And it's like, if Sasuke goes against Kabuto, who is only aligning himself with Madara, will he help everyone in the mass effort to kill the 100 year old pedo?