Naruto 588. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I JUST READ?

May 31, 201210 min read

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Published: May 31, 2012

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_{Is this real life?

Kishimoto did you really fucked this up... so quickly? Why am I even surprised?

Everything was going fine and smoothly and suddenly SHITCOCKWHATISTHISMADNESSDAMNICANTFUCK---

So, let me get this somehow straight...
Kishimoto, you basically just shat on your entire manga development of Itachi (and these last few chapters) to... exalt Naruto!? Are you fucking serious?

I'm reading here and there that people is raging because Itachi's demeaning Sasuke's character by talking to him like that and you know? I fucking agree. I do. What the fuck was that? Not only did he talked to him like the little kid a few chapters before he implied he wasn't, but Itachi himself has been shat on for not seeing that he has to do something to fix Sasuke. I can't believe I just fucking read this piece of shit. Is like... everything we've seen so far of Itachi (and I mean waaaay before the Uchiha revelations), has been a genjutsu of sorts. WHAT? Suddenly Kishimoto remembered that Naruto is his Jesus and his Talk no Jutsu was in danger so he had to make Itachi a stupid bitch and Sasuke a whiny baby to somehow remedy his "mistake" and let Naruto do everything? He remembered that Naruto is supposed to be the biggest Mary Sue ever by fixing everything and forgot that Itachi told him not to do everything on his own? How dare he even thought about giving the Uchiha bros a chance to just talk and, you know, fix some shit between them that Naruto can't?

WHAT.

I understand that Itachi is a shinobi taken to the extreme and I can agree with people who claims that he never regretted killing the Uchiha clan. I can understand that because I can see that Itachi saw the Uchiha massacre as a necessity to save Konoha and the world, they were necessary casualties in his mind. I can see that, I can agree to that... but somehow, somehow I am reading between the lines that Kishimoto wants us to accept that killing your family, being played by corrupted governors, being exiled and despised and lose everything you ever loved for the greater good (aka as Konoha's good) is the AAA+++ way to go & no matter what happens, Sasuke needs a babysitter to calm him down.

Am I the only one seeing this? Am I the only one raging like never before?

Its like Kishimoto just sat on his desk and said: You know what?! FUCK IT! 8D I will just rush everything to make Sasuke vs Naruto possible even if that means I will destroy all the fucking development I've done for the past 10 years. Naruto is going god mode and nothing will stop him, he will smile and fix everything and Sasuke will kneel before him because he is a bitch like that.

WHAT WHAT WHAT

I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS
This is writing at its fucking worst. Basically Itachi just told Sasuke that he doesn't give a fuck about him and he gave Naruto his leash to do with Sasuke as he pleases. It doesn't matter that Itachi protected Sasuke, that he cried when he left him after killing his parents, it doesn't matter that he planned for years his fight with him, it doesn't matter that he gave him his Amaterasu, that he did everything to give him EMS... none of that matters because the Itachi I read about just now is in no way the one I adore, I repeat, the Itachi I read about just now is NOT Itachi. Period. What? Are you all going to tell me that Itachi knows he can't fix Sasuke because he is dead? BULLSHIT. Are you going to tell me he is playing the bad bro to make Sasuke feel dissapointed to the point of no return? Maybe, but that is just shitty writing and it makes me wonder why the fuck am I even bothering writing all this if the plot is going to be full of cliched plans to make baby bro mad at big bro; I was under the impression that Itachi was a lot smarter than that.
He talks about failure, about redemption and... fast forward to this chapter where he looks down on Sasuke and tells him Naruto is better and he will now take care of him. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK?

So... NEWS FLASH, EVERYONE!!
Everything you know about your characters doesn't matter anymore. All you need to know is that Naruto is going to be the absolute beast at the end & Sasuke will live happily ever after in Konoha. After all, Konoha is the best. village. evuuuur and everything is AAWWWRIGHT as long as they keep living and having new kiddies to teach the amazing will of fire! Oh, and just so you know, Itachi is also Naruto's bitch because he keeps fantasizing about him. All in all Senju > Uchiha and they will forever remain like dogs and servants because that's their rightful place.

What is the fucking point of the last chapters anyway? To stop Edo-Tensei... and? That could have been dealt without developing the Uchiha bros relationship to a point where we were all crying tears of happiness. Itachi could have just fucked Kabuto on his own and be done. I really can't believe that Kishimoto would go so far just to shat on both of them and use the "I want you to feel disappointed and angry at me in order to make you forgive Konoha" argument. Leave that shitty writing to fanfictions.

The only thing I loved is that Itachi shat on Konoha once more by saying he saved their asses again. Him being an Uchiha and all that. He basically knows he is a piece of shit and yet, he smashes it on everyone's faces by demonstrating he is the best. He is untouchable, indestructible. He says he finally acknowledged his mistakes and yet he is "arrogant" enough to claim he saved his village like the boss he is with a straight face. He still takes responsibility as the ninja troll he is and I don't precisely see that as him being "Konoha's bitch", if anything, he is working because he is bidden by his affiliation but I'm the first to admit that I don't like that and I absolutely can't see why anyone thinks it is "badass" to affiliate with such a fucked up village. To me, this is Itachi's major flaw: he is too blinded by his loyalty and his traumas and can't see that Konoha is worst than the Uchihas ever were. Then again, if he manages to stop Edo-Tensei that means he will save the entire world and I am pretty certain he is a lot more loyal to world peace than Konoha's tranquility and/or acknowledgment of his actions.
I can't hate him, I can't. I love him way too much because of his fucked up nature. I don't think he is a 100% innocent pure angel that has been manipulated his entire life and needs a hug. He killed his family (even if he was played and ordered to do it, ultimately he has some responsibility. Though, let us not forget that in this manga, killing is not seen as badly as in our universe. Our reality is different and he was basically working which of course doesn't make him any less guilty of cutting throats) and he fucked Sasuke's life. He is a bastard in many ways and yet, I adore every fucking thing about him. He is forever the god of this manga and that's it.
The one I hate is Kishimoto, for precisely making him shat on his perfection with stupid shit that doesn't make any sense.

And I won't even begin talking about Sasuke. It is clear to me that Kishimoto has no idea what he is doing with him and is just throwing around random subplots to figure out what to do until he gets to his dream fight. I can't believe he claims Sauce is his favourite character and does shit like this to him. Why is it that Naruto gets to talk with both his parents, gets to hear their story, gets an "I love you" but Sasuke can't hear those same words from the person he adores the most? And the ironic thing here is, that we all know Itachi loves the fuck out of Sasuke and yet... he acts like an asshole around him. It makes no sense. I knew a hug between them was me stretching my fangirl dreams too much but a little "I love you, Sasuke" (even if it was implied), was too much to ask to give the guy peace of mind? To fix their fucked up lives a bit? I am sure absolutely no one expected this treatment because we all have some sort of reading comprehension and this doesn't click. This is just...no.

What about the talk they were supposed to have after defeating Kabuto? Is that all there needs to be said between them? Am I really a delusional fangirl and read everything the wrong way? Why am I not sleeping and I'm writing this?

What's worst, I'm not even hating on Naruto as a character because he has been ruined too. What about hard work? What about a world with less lies and hatred? FUCK THAT! Become overpowered with the most stupid of excuses, become the god-tier character just because a frog spat some prophecy about you.

I wonder... is Kotoamatsukami somehow messing with Itachi's mind? After all the command was to "protect Konoha" and Sasuke is a threat to it. I'm just writing this as a second-thought, in all honesty, I would consider this plot device a piece of shit too but the possibility is there.

All in all, I am the one staring at the point of no return. I am so mad that I honestly can't think right now a way for Kishimoto to fix this or better yet, I can't even think of a way to justify what I just read and make it consistent with the past 500+ chapters. There is absolutely no sense when it comes to Itachi's story involving Sasuke and how he treats him, how he somehow denies all responsibility regarding him and throws him to Naruto. This is the biggest plot-hole ever. Kishimoto just wants EvilResented!Sasuke vs FlawfreeForgiving!Naruto to happen no matter what...

and I'm not sure if I want to continue dealing with this.

fuck this}