Mood: Eye Candy
Listening to: My bunny sneezing
Reading: The dark tower! I fucking love it!!! <3 Roland
thanks for all the bitches!
HAHAHAHAHA NaruHina was trolled so hard I can't stop laughing my fucking ass off. Seriously, it was supremely epic how Naruto was completely oblivious to Hinata.
You see guys, this is awesome! I am very happy Sasuke is smiling insanely and: "Itachi's power is flowing into me" 8D what the fuck, Sasuke you orgasming or something? HURR HURR HURR SEXY. Itachi approves of this, really it was too obvious. You'll see the GOD of Narutoverse is going to make everyone faaaaap at the end.
Also, NARUTO YOU HIDING SOMETHING? WITH FEATHERS? DOWANTDOWANTDOWANTDOWANT. This automatically makes every possible pairing for Sasuke, ItaSasu. Itachi is inside Sasuke (insert fucking awesome face of mine here) and Naruto, therefore everything is ItaItaSasu FFFF-- DO WANT RIGHT NOW.
In before Sasuke has some sort of dark chakra that is equally evil and powerful as a tailed-beast/Yin Yang theory.
In before Naruto knows he is going to end up killing Sasuke because they both have evil chakra and won't be able to control it/jinchuuriki.
LOL KAKASHI. I rather have Tsunade as a Hokage, srsly and FUCKYOUBITCH for not confronting the elders with the Itachi thing. I hate you now, Kakashi. YES. </not thinking beyond Itachi JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTICE!>
This fandom is full of people who needs to stop being so dramatic, sit down and shut up. Enjoy the ride, you'll be all fapping to Sasuke in 100 chapters.
COMMISSION INFOOOO FAP FAP FAP
Here's the thing...
I really want to buy something for my sister because she always buys me stuff, she is always really awesome with me and I never give her anything in return. I only let her watch TV in my room...and that's just a no, no.
I want to give her this thing she wants since forever as a surprise but I have no money. Help me guys, please.
-How about I open 10 private slots. (if there's more people interested, I am happy to oblige)
-Each 28 US dlls.
-I'll draw two characters, coloured with soft-shading, bust-shot (waist-up maybe). If you really need the full body, well we can talk about it. Same goes for realistic style... it's difficult and definitely more expensive but we can negotiate.
-More characters? Fine... how about +5 each.
-Don't ask me for backgrounds because I suck at them XD
I'll draw almost anything. cocks, angst, drama, urmom, kisses, yuri? I don't care. Robots probably no because I suck even though I fap daily to them and no comics, they take way too much time. Also, no furry art of any kind because I can't draw animals.
I only have a few GUIDELINES:
1.- Give me time, I have school and homework and stuff. But since I really want to give her the stuff I'll probably take 2-3 days to complete it depending on the difficulty.
2.- I won't draw Hinata. Or anything involving her. I won't draw SasuSaku/ItaSaku ;<
3.- I really don't want to draw Itachi in out of character situations (such as: Itachi being an uke crybaby). Give me epic mindfuck, plz.. and ItaSasuIta is canon so yes, that is A++++
4.- If you want me to draw something that is not: Naruto, Gundam00, YGO, Death Note...related. Fine, just send me reference pics and off we go!
5.- I can't draw chibis. True story.
6.- Paypal charges fees. I won't ever charge you for them. Anyone who charges paypal fees to you, needs to go die in a fire. Price stays 28 dollars and that's it. You don't have to use "personal" payment either. If you feel more secure paying with online purchase option, go ahead. I won't whine, I won't think badly of you, I won't nothing. It's your money, people, take care of it.
7.- I will only edit the sketch. Editing a coloured pic is just a no, no. No.
8.- I can refuse to make a commission. (you have to be a really sick -considering I'm a /b/tard- or stupid individual to make me refuse one)
9.- I won't mail it to you. I'll give you epic png image. 8D
10.- I love you but don't make me rage.
If you want a drawing after all this rant, I fucking love you and I thank you to no end.
Note me... wait no, notes don't work with me. Send me an e-mail here: firstname.lastname@example.org and we can discuss all things epic.
PayPal only, unless you live in Mexico, then we can talk about bank deposit
I'll send you a sketch first, don't worry.
Everything is done privately. I won't post anything here, your secret is safe with me. HURR DURR
Once you pay me and I do it, it's yours. Make whatever you want with it (layouts, icons, posters, etc), if you want to sell it, go ahead. I don't mind.
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP